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My family is starting up a business that sells fire emergency products like fire helmets, bunkers, gloves, rescue equipment, etc. I’m looking for some creative people out there. We haven’t been doing very well! We came up with "providing quality equipment because your life depends on it." I think it’s a tad boring. What do you think?

Thanks in advance!

"Our equipment takes the heat so you don’t have to."

By the way, you can deposit the monty in my PayPal for that one. . .lol.

This is my entry for the Obama Joker Poster video contest. I put up over 1000 posters in two days here in Seattle. I had all ready been putting up posters I got from infowars.com here in Seattle so this contest was something that I just had to enter.

Back in 1999 Capitol Hill was a thriving artist and activist community. After the WTO riots, many, many good people left Capitol Hill. I have talked to some of them and many of them have said the riots traumatized them so bad that they had to leave Capitol Hill.

Now Capitol Hill is filled with Yuppie Obama Supporters. The night of the election there were 100’s of people parading around yelling and screaming his name. It was frightening and reminded me of Nazi Germany. It was then that I started putting up the “Obama is just another puppet of the NWO” posters.

I have a small Do It Yourself business here in Seattle putting up posters. While I am putting up my clients posters I ALWAYS put up anti-NWO and Infowars posters while I am out there. I have gotten into many arguments on the street with Obamazombies.

I only had one incident while postering for the contest. On my last day of postering, on Broadway in Capitol Hill, I got chased by four African Americans after covering a board with the Joker Posters. You can see three of the men who chased me at the end of the video. Luckily I got away because there were too many people on the sidewalk for them to chase me properly. They made it all worth it and I hope I ruined their day with the truth.

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Okay. Our pizza establishment’s name is PizzaPep. Pizza because obviously we offer pizza. Pep because we want our customers to get lively, energetic and reinvigorate by eating our pizzas.

Any help with tagline? Any other good suggestions?
No nonsense answers pls.

We’ll Make Your Tummy Smile

The Best Pizza In Town

One Bite And You’re Hooked

Didyoutastethat!!!

I have to come up with a tagline for an event for home lifestyle. It is an exhibition that has real estate, constructors, furniture,etc….Basically anything you can find in your home. What tagline will interest the public and what is catchy enough that when people hear it, they know it is all about home living. Pls help me out on this one. Thanks!

The Home Living Sextravaganza! Free Beer!

The late great Rodney Dangerfield ‘gets no respect’ in this game TV spot Produced in 1996.

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I’d prefer something short,specific, and memorable.

Building A Better You

In Motion, Inc.

We’ll Make You Look Your Best

Didyouseethat!!

We’ll Get You Noticed

advert ad classic commercial comedy

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I’m making a poster for a halloween party. Can’t think of a good tagline.

come if you dare!

I dont know but if you need and idea of sometihng to do at the party, i have a great one. Decorate a small bathrrom really creepy. Everyone sists in a circle and you spin a bottle. When the bottle points towards you you have to go in the bath room for one minute. In the bathroom play scary music, hang up cobwebs, write die or something in red lip stick on the mirror, and then have someone in the shower with a bathing suit. make sure the curtain is closed. have the person just stand theere for a while and then the person slams open the shower curtain and screams. it will freak the person out. when they ocme out of the bathrrom they cant tell anyone whats is in it. Sorry its a little confusing. Hope you like it [:

Title says all!

Featured in my YTP compilation: ‘The Poop Box’.

Originally published sometime in 2008, back on my old account.

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Awesome new commercial by VZW using a play off Apple’s “There’s an app for that” advertising campaign. Genius!

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