How would your god punish me for goofing off during the last 10 minutes of work?
July 92010
my god doesn’t exist and i feel that i should, in fact, be working…
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To avoid harsh punishment for these kinds of misdemeanours, BR, you must take up regular worship of some deity who’s a wee bit on the lazy side itself.
The Mighty Slotho is a largely overlooked god these days, but a good one to have on your side if you’re given to bouts of slovenly indolence – or even just "mucking about".
Hail Slotho!
PS: Spell Checker wanted me to call Slotho "Slot Ho" instead.
However, Slot Ho is an entirely different deity – dedicated to a different order of human activity altogether.
July 9th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
You’d get his belt…
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July 9th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
He would turn you into a pillar of salt and then make a margarita out of you
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July 9th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
He won’t do anything to you.
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July 9th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
He’d say "Heck, you deserve a break!" and let it go
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July 9th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
He wouldn’t punish you because he’s not punishing me for doing the same thing right now. My God is awsome!
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July 9th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Well, maybe He would have your boss fire you?
He’d probably give you a few chances to do better, but eventually, He’d get you.
Have a nice day.
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July 9th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
it’s off to family and relationships with you…
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July 9th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Nothing, he was probably taking a break too.
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July 9th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
To avoid harsh punishment for these kinds of misdemeanours, BR, you must take up regular worship of some deity who’s a wee bit on the lazy side itself.
The Mighty Slotho is a largely overlooked god these days, but a good one to have on your side if you’re given to bouts of slovenly indolence – or even just "mucking about".
Hail Slotho!
PS: Spell Checker wanted me to call Slotho "Slot Ho" instead.
However, Slot Ho is an entirely different deity – dedicated to a different order of human activity altogether.
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July 9th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
with a poor paying job when you get older so get to work
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July 9th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
He would make it rain quite hard causing you to abandon your mowing job midway through. Having run a weed eater around, the driveway and sidewalks and now covered in soggy trimmings, and an irate customer will be on your answering machine when you get home.
Proof of God’s Love.
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Charlie Hustle had nothing on me.