How would your god punish me for goofing off during the last 10 minutes of work?

July 92010

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my god doesn’t exist and i feel that i should, in fact, be working…

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To avoid harsh punishment for these kinds of misdemeanours, BR, you must take up regular worship of some deity who’s a wee bit on the lazy side itself.
The Mighty Slotho is a largely overlooked god these days, but a good one to have on your side if you’re given to bouts of slovenly indolence – or even just "mucking about".
Hail Slotho!

PS: Spell Checker wanted me to call Slotho "Slot Ho" instead.
However, Slot Ho is an entirely different deity – dedicated to a different order of human activity altogether.

11 Responses

  1. munchkin Says:

    You’d get his belt…
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  2. Rockford Says:

    He would turn you into a pillar of salt and then make a margarita out of you
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  3. ~♥Sonya♥~ Says:

    He won’t do anything to you.
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  4. KiKi Says:

    He’d say "Heck, you deserve a break!" and let it go
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  5. son-son Says:

    He wouldn’t punish you because he’s not punishing me for doing the same thing right now. My God is awsome!
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  6. Teri S Says:

    Well, maybe He would have your boss fire you?

    He’d probably give you a few chances to do better, but eventually, He’d get you.

    Have a nice day.
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  7. eat_chocolate Says:

    it’s off to family and relationships with you…
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  8. jenni72x Says:

    Nothing, he was probably taking a break too.
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  9. Leftfoot Says:

    To avoid harsh punishment for these kinds of misdemeanours, BR, you must take up regular worship of some deity who’s a wee bit on the lazy side itself.
    The Mighty Slotho is a largely overlooked god these days, but a good one to have on your side if you’re given to bouts of slovenly indolence – or even just "mucking about".
    Hail Slotho!

    PS: Spell Checker wanted me to call Slotho "Slot Ho" instead.
    However, Slot Ho is an entirely different deity – dedicated to a different order of human activity altogether.
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  10. Stephen E Says:

    with a poor paying job when you get older so get to work
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  11. I DJ Weddings Says:

    He would make it rain quite hard causing you to abandon your mowing job midway through. Having run a weed eater around, the driveway and sidewalks and now covered in soggy trimmings, and an irate customer will be on your answering machine when you get home.
    Proof of God’s Love.
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    Charlie Hustle had nothing on me.

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